bro-dick

A term for when a person lands a shit job they dont want to do, they do everything in their power to convince their superiors to hand that job over to a colleage he or she does not like.

Mechanic 1-man, I got stuck with taking an engine out of this car. This is going to cost money out of my paycheck.
Mechanic2- instead of doing it, why dont you bro-dick it to the new guy nobody likes

by Dickhead92 December 20, 2019

Bro-Brigade

A group of friends that you hang out with to get over a bad break up.

After breaking up with my girlfriend, my friends formed a Bro-Brigade and took me out to get drunk.

by TheOtherWMDude November 22, 2014

Bro-zoned

When a gay man has his advances refused by a bro, who was under the impression that the relationship was just a bromance.

"Omg I totally just got bro-zoned by Chad, he had no idea I wanted to hook up!"

by Treeboi April 20, 2020

Weiner bros

Kissing the same girl as one of your friends.

You missed Liz too? We're Weiner Bros!!!

by Beercules_Bro May 8, 2018

Z-Bro

Any of the ubiquitous Gen-Z political commentators, typically adorned in stripes of disdain, who couldn’t be bothered to refrain from eating junk food and throating cans of Red Bull whilst molesting context in made for TV fake-takedowns. The interviewee often is left wondering which element of the word salad should receive focus.

Man, I was looking forward to watching that interview last night, but that Z-Bro from the “You’re an Extra in My Movie Podcast” wouldn’t stop acting like a Karen at a library.

by M. Fury July 24, 2023

Bro-paw

A way of making peace with animals, specifically a wolf or dog.

"My neighborhood dog was giving me trouble, but I offered him a bro-paw and we made-up."

by Naive Bastard June 17, 2016

Crossfit bro

Young males who are extreme devotees of Crossfit. Often interchangeable with Paleo bros.

I wish the Crossfit bros would stop trying to get me to do box steps and kettleball swings!

by lismo August 27, 2017