J name theory

The J name theory is that every (straight) girl has been wronged by at least one J-named ex. Men with J names are usually toxic and manipulative.

Taylor Swift is a prime example of the J name theory

by grrrlhood June 2, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

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by HellstromImaweliTanna10 November 20, 2025

names

1. Plural of name

2. The worst definitions on the Urban Dictionary.

1. That's alotta names

2. Never search for any type of name on the Urban Dictionary! None of these definitions are useful! Just like zodiac signs.

by banflimflam August 21, 2022

A Camel named Mick

A camel toe (preferably in leggings) which is displaying spectacularly puffy labia.

"Bloody hell mate, look, it's a camel named Mick." As the girl walked past in the gym.

by Monkie72 June 13, 2022

Starbucks Name

A Starbucks name is the name you give someone when your real name is very common or similar to other names and is often misheard.

Why did you give the barista "Matt" as your name when your real name is "Ben"?

Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.

by phrmashwrma May 6, 2024

Name of Substance

A Name of Substance or an NOS is a name held by a Black or POC that is deemed harder to pronounce in vvhiteness due to racism. A NOS is a cultural tie to ones anscesty and has deep personal meaning to the individual. It is a form of art and respect comes with correct pronunciation and approach.

Coined term by Bianka Nalia of Mixed Messages.

"I was not given a boring name. I was given a Name of Substance and I'm proud of it."

by Bianca Nalia May 11, 2022