max

He has a giant Dick ngl when he bangs my mom she fuckin disappears

max : lets fuc
mom : ahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahha yesir

by sexy sempai November 30, 2021

max

a male whos penis is particularly small, he is very sensitive about it and he’s pretty annoying and rude salty uses everyone for clout and is bisexual

wibba 1: yo is that max
hoe 2: ew ya i sucked him off last night it was so small

by wiggabeat69420 March 8, 2019

covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021

Max English

Beast of a man

Likes buses

"lad u know them chippy chips max English"

by Jumbo_sausage55 February 3, 2025

max

ginormous ass

is that max? lets grab his ass!

by maxs asshair November 29, 2021

Max

Max is a cool boys name.
It shows that you are very rich and very clasfull.
Everybody who haves the name Max is cool, hott and smart.

Max is cool

by Mister MP November 21, 2021

Max Magaz

Guy who has big massive dick

I want to ride on Max Magazs dick

by tabbbyzznotfound June 16, 2020