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The legend of MAX

by Naoki September 30, 2003
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Gay Max

The state of being nearly or as gay as Gay Max himself. If one of your friends does something so gay that you just have no insult that is appropriate, call them Gay Max.
"Maaaaan your gay max!"
by MSL December 13, 2003
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Being A Max

Acting generally retarded, socially incompetent, and/or in an idiotic manner. Also, if you are being a max you most likely have either a small penis or a huge clitoris. You can also be accused as "Being A Max" if you cum apple juice. In all, if you are told that you are "Being A Max" you might consider crying and yelling "Shut the Fuck Up" in an annoying tone. It is not a compliment if you are called a max. (A.K.A. Max-A-Faggot)
If your friend is shooting a lacrosse goal when he/she is 1.7 feet away, and misses on an open goal you can say, "Dude! I could have made that goal stop being a Max!"

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In a skateboarding game called SKATE, for one of his tricks he might board slide the end of a rail (Which is illegal in the game) and for his next trick he might board slide MOST of the rail (Also illegal) you can tell him/her to "Stop being a Max! PLEASE"
by CharlieBaitor June 5, 2011
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Gross to the max

Used when defining something so sick and totally awesome that using the words sick or totally awesome just don't cut it.
Hey dude, did you see that game last night? That was gross to the max!
by DL0 May 19, 2009
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Brandon Max

A famous comedian on the app, TikTok. He is famous for doing comedy skits with his father, family, and friends. He‘s most famous for his chips and salsa, garlic knots, and grilled cheese videos. He’s also very good looking, and has a very sweet personality.
I wish I were as funny and cool as Brandon Max.
by TikTok Star Alex October 15, 2019
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Shotgun to the MAX

When someone calls shotgun, show them the power of Shotgun to the MAX.

Applies in all cases that shotgun could be used but trumps it due to judicious usage of to the MAX.

No need to be quick, but you must be prepared to back it up with physical violence and/or uncomfortable personal contact.
Shotgun
I already called it
When?
Just now, Shotgun to the MAX
WTF??!!
You heard me
Fuck off, I'm not paying that
You keep talking like a bitch, I'm going to slap you like a bitch
...
by 1000YearsOfCivilisation November 24, 2010
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tucker max drunk

A specific form of drunkeness involving a very large amount of alcohol and a very high degree of beligerance, mainly towards fat and/or ugly women. This state is generally only attainable by Tucker Max himself.
Man, I can't remember it, but they tell me I got Tucker Max Drunk last night and offered to pay a cabby $3 to run over a fat girl.
by Anonymous April 24, 2003
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