by ArchoDiscord March 12, 2022
Get the Gacha Lifemug. Man: hey how are you? How’s life?
Me: BOI IM TRYING TO READ
Woman: My life is good how about you
Me: YOUR GOD IS A LIE
Me: BOI IM TRYING TO READ
Woman: My life is good how about you
Me: YOUR GOD IS A LIE
by The memeing of life January 8, 2019
Get the My lifemug. The amount of sex or the number of partners one anticipates that one will have had over the course of a lifetime, according to one's traits, social position, or some other determining factor.
The life sexpectancy of a relatively attractive upper-middle-class woman has risen over the past few years.
by lipstickandroid July 25, 2011
Get the life sexpectancymug. One does not define Botch Life
The Botch Life is something you understand
One can't explain The Botch Life it is something you live
One can't live The Botch Life unless they understand The Botch Life
The Botch Life is something you understand
One can't explain The Botch Life it is something you live
One can't live The Botch Life unless they understand The Botch Life
11-0 win. botch life.
Ma hommies #botchlife
Wow that chick I talked to was hot,botch life
I will back my Botches up when the Botches start Botching at them
Ma hommies #botchlife
Wow that chick I talked to was hot,botch life
I will back my Botches up when the Botches start Botching at them
by #Botch Life October 1, 2012
Get the Botch Lifemug. "She suffered a life explosion to the eye."
"TK prepared for his impending date with B by having a massive life explosion."
"TK prepared for his impending date with B by having a massive life explosion."
by Dirty Cloud February 4, 2009
Get the Life Explosionmug. A life coach is a narcissist who is trying to capitalize on their capacity to make others believe they’re better than them. They generally are pretty messed-up themselves and will try to influence you into adopting a life style that resembles theirs because of course they got it all figured out. A life coach is likely teach questionable mindsets such as toxic positivity and empty empowerment or to give uneducated advice about nutrition, exercise, weight loss, mental health, career and love life, only to name a few. They might also try to lure you into sketchy practices such as multi-level marketing, alternative medicine, crystals and similar pseudoscience concepts.
My vegan yoga instructor with zero education has offered to become my life coach for a mere 300$ a month!
by Powercat The Gamer November 7, 2022
Get the Life Coachmug. Life points are usually used in games to worry the shit out of you when you only have 1 left (this is if you don't regenerate in the game)
Ps. Regeneration is literally impossible so don't go cutting yourself unless it's on your wrists and down
Ps. Regeneration is literally impossible so don't go cutting yourself unless it's on your wrists and down
Life points
Me: ohhhhhh shit I'm screwed because I have 1 life point left and I haven't seen a life pot in about 3 fucking hours
Friend: Lol
Me: shut the fu * dies on game * fuuuuuuuuuuuck sake!
Friend:lol
*stab*
Me: that should do the trick
Friend: l-l-lol *coughs up blood and dies*
Me: ohhhhhh shit I'm screwed because I have 1 life point left and I haven't seen a life pot in about 3 fucking hours
Friend: Lol
Me: shut the fu * dies on game * fuuuuuuuuuuuck sake!
Friend:lol
*stab*
Me: that should do the trick
Friend: l-l-lol *coughs up blood and dies*
by J4V3 July 12, 2017
Get the Life pointsmug.