Kicking the headlights

Going out on a massive rager (ideally margarita or tequila fuelled) and leading to a complete refusal to go home when you are almost dead

Alright lads, are we kicking the headlights tonight?

by San juambo #5 July 4, 2019

Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023

Kick bed

When your dad comes home late from drinking and eats your ass like a cheesecake but you bite his nuts off and give them to your dog and suck that cock but fall and kick your bed

“Hey have you done a kick bed yet”

No not yet, but I did it yesterday

by Young booty wipe March 1, 2018

Kick It Goofy

When you’re trying to play with someone on G

J Dog- “Ay bruh I thought you said you were gonna pull up today”

T Dog- “Ay bruh I just wanted to switch it up man”

J Dog- “Bro stop playing wit me I’m tryna kick it goofy

by ibaghotguys August 15, 2021

Kightley Kick

When you repeatedly fail to kick start a perfectly easy to start motorcycle

He should be banished from the kingdom for such a kightley kick.

by Dick0 November 17, 2017

kicking his leg

when you scroll from jude_movie's most recent house md post to the third pinned video realizing he needs to post a new video

"Jude it's time to post, the guy kicking his leg showed up"
"that damn guy kicking

by sxy195188m7 May 21, 2023

Kick yer cunt in box

At first glance, it may seem like your standard Munchie Box, however, consuming such a box gives the owner extreme anger issues and a primal urge to protect the box and it's contents, no matter the cost.

Consumer: "Oh yes, my box, my precious."
Scrounger: "Here mate, whit kind eh box is that?"
Consumer: "It's a kick yer cunt in box if ye keep looking at it!"

by Muirhouse Patter September 19, 2019