cheese my jeans

An expression for when someone cums in there pants

"looking at this person makes me want to cheese my jeans"

by Jigglemaster420 February 6, 2023

baggy smelly jeans pt1

his haircut doesn't suit him at all he piss and beoble at the class cuz he got no any other place to go to whenever we enter his classroom we get crazy because he smell like baboon ass or salty unwashed under arm.. syouf broke his heart he used to look her in the eye while he's teaching but now.. she broke his heart and he has no hope in life he tryna look hot and cool just to attract syouf again and live his happiest life ever again .... he never change his clothes he always wear his baggy smelly jeans i believe he pee on his jeans because he's locked in a room cuz he's an baddie boy #don't_miss_with_me #emo #suicide #baddie #xoxo #fucklife #death #broken #brknforever #bellie_elliesh #bros #emotional #fake_smile ANYWAYSSSSSS OKAY BESTIES

come part 2

i wrote this in his math class fr FATOM CHILLIN WATCHING MR BEAN AND PEPPA PIG 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

baggy smelly jeans pt1

by fucklife_sadness_broken May 16, 2023

baggy smelly jeans pt2

he wears yellow hex eff542 , orange hex f59942 and green hex 45f542 underwear. i gaved him chocolates , candies and sweets but he rejected 😓🥲😔🥺😞😖😭😭😭😢😢😥😥😥 because he's loyal to syouf even if she broke his heart he listens to xxxtentacion songs reverb slowed and cry over it. he look like an 50 old guy but he's 30 anyways he loves skechers shoes #skechers_lover #skechers_fan #skechers_haul #sketcher_review_five_star_teacher_shoe #your_face_is_a_shoe #i_love_at2ml_your_face_because_you_look_like_a_skecher_shoe_and_im_a_skecher_fan search skechers go walk evoloution ultra nordic shoe for men and u will get one of the skechers fansss YEAAH BOY SKECHERS BOY RICHRICHCH btw he love kawai xoxo uwu soft anime girls and he get's horny and he love being cute and onichannnn 💘💝💖💗💓💞💌😻😍🥰🙉

baggy smelly jeans pt2

by fucklife_sadness_broken May 16, 2023

back in the jeanstock

What you are if you forego climbing da "vine to Heaven", and instead return to speculating in Levi's, Lee, and/or Wrangler shares on Wall Street.

The famous fairy-tale got it all wrong --- Jack and his mother weren't merely poor to begin with, but they had previously squandered their savings on investments in big clothing-manufacturers. So after they'd spent all of the giant's gold, they had to go "back in the jeanstock" with the gold they could get from the enchanted goose's eggs, and the ticket-sales money they got from showing off the magic self-playing harp.

by QuacksO November 5, 2023

Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndrome

The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.

man i hate phantom ripped jeans syndrome

by tacklezzz April 19, 2024

Mr Green jeans

Game warden … aka game warden , bush pimp , squirrel cop , deer detective etc

Opening morning of duck season , got to my spot 2 1/2 hrs early , got my decoys in & settled in the blind , 10 min before shooting light Mr green jeans comes stumbling in to check my license & ruined my fucking hunt ..

by Scratch Legba December 28, 2024

SKIS IN JEANS

(ski:z In ʤi:ənz)

Idiom, declarative phrase

Definition:

descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,

especially of an irredeemable person

In a sentence:
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.

Etymology: Old NORSE, Pier 1 Imported ENGLISH,

First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada

by Bigcityfreak March 2, 2025