Jesus Handshake 

A Jesus handshake is when someone spits on a cock then sucks it passionately while jacking it off and rubbing the balls. Once the man cums, they smear the cum all over the hands and rub it in their face then rub the cock on their eyes.

Person 1: Yo this person maya is a hot chick
Person 2: Yeah she gave me a good ol’ Jesus handshake!

Jesus Handshake by Cosmiccun7 December 13, 2022

Jesus Solos

He is Him. He’s stronger, faster, smarter. Bro solos all of fiction and non-fiction. He transcends that which is us. He is just that guy.

Guy: Bro Naruto no diffs Luffy.

Guy 2: But can he beat Goku?

Guy 3: The fact they all got nothing on Jesus says a lot doesn’t it?

Guy: Wdym?

Guy 3: Jesus Solos in his sleep 😴

Jesus Solos by Roronoa Musashi December 19, 2022

jesus jogando bola

jesus jogando bola

"omg jesus jogando bola!"

jesus jogando bola by Tavissonic.lover January 5, 2023

Jesus fridge 

The back deck or a snow bank where guests can keep their drinks cold at a party. Only works in winter in colder climates

Hey bud, grab me another beer from the Jesus fridge, there's none in the regular fridge.

Jesus fridge by Skoden Stoodis January 11, 2023

Jesus with a shotgun 

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Person 1: hey it's Jesus with a shotgun

Jesus with a shotgun by Doomslayer is Doomslayer February 21, 2023

Jesus Christ 

The name GOD gave to his word when he came to the world.

Jesus Christ is the way, truth and life.

Jesus Christ by Chijioke Victor March 3, 2023

Jesus christ 

Someone who is alive and almighty who forgives you for your sins someone who is very reliable . The person to look past your past and show true love .

I was at at church and pastor said that Jesus Christ is the one who died for our sins . And arouse again 3 days later, that doesn't make since . U can't die and rise again you are a zombie .. No actually if you read your bible you'll actually see that he was destined before time to do this . So much that satin put in the kings head during that time to kill all the first borns. Jesus destiny still lived on bc god may the way for Mary and Joseph to hide and be protected . Before he died they beat him so much bc they thought he was a joke saying he's the son of god. All the blood is an an expression of forgiveness for your sins that Jesus takes the punishment for. They also made him carry the cross that he died on to say in the walk with christ you'll will have to pick up your own cross and keep walking . It's only for the strong ones who can't take a beating and keep stepping forward. Not really picking up a cross just pick up your emotional burden or physical burden and keep moving.

Jesus christ by RomansEmpirekilledjesus March 23, 2023