ass tourettes

Noun-
an anal disorder characterized by recurrent spontaneous bowel movements, or T.I.C.S. (Tremendous Involuntary Crap Spurts), accompanied by the violent expulsion of gas, leg and neck twitching, grunts, barks, or words, especially obscenities.

"Did Sarah win the Rock'em Sock'em Robots Competition against Phil?"
"No, she got a bad case of ass tourettes in the middle of the match and had to forfeit."
"Bummer, dude."
"10-4 on that, pal."

by boom.right? December 31, 2011

ass feret

Thick dirty hair giving the appearance of a feret krazy glued to your butt crack

Geez josh get the hell out of the gym shower your ass feret is going to make me puke.

by Job Pilson July 15, 2008

ass stick

a stick stuck up an annoying person's ass.

"I hate that kid Eric. He's an ass stick!"

by alisoncatie March 06, 2009

ass carpet

A thick growth of hair on a man's (or, I suppose, a woman's) ass. Extremely unattractive.

'Whenever he gets drunk he thinks it's funny to pull his pants down and show us his butt, but the joke's on him. Now everybody totally knows he has a CRAZY ass carpet.'

by Something_Vague June 17, 2007

ass extractor

Device used to remove brown-nosers from their bosses'ass.

You need an ass extractor to get Tammy out of her bosses ass

by ladymonica December 26, 2007

Ass sweater

A sweater a woman ties around her waist to hide her ass while jogging, walking or exercising. While most of these women have good figures from their exercise, they are likely self-conscious of others staring at their ass.

"Wow--check out the tight body on that jogger!"

"Yeah...it's too bad she's wearing an ass sweater."

by Trashy Freeman June 02, 2009

stirring ass

The second step in preparing an ass to be eaten properly.

After putting the desired ingredients into a bowl, you must partake in stirring ass to ensure all the ingredients are mixed evenly.

by BlameTheJews April 10, 2016