French Martini

A sexual act in which the tongue is inserted into a partner's ear. Usually the result of overenthusiastic foreplay and/or alcohol.

Sarah gave me a French Martini last night, that's why she's sleeping on the couch.

by ipopiad September 2, 2016

French Opening

Noun:
The butthole.

Verb:
The opening of the anus.

Synonyms:
Corn Chute, Turd Tunnel, Crap Cannon, Shit Shooter, Balloon Knot, Monkey Button, Portal to Paradise, Stink star, Hershey Highway, Shit Pit, Brown Eye, Chocolate Starfish, Rusty Bullet Hole, Rusty Sheriffs Badge.

Shaun: I was in the French Opening yesterday for my first time!
Kurt: Oh, I love tennis!
Shaun: No, I mean my boyfriends French Opening.

by Christiangirlss June 3, 2017

French horn

When three or more women sit on each others face at the same time and make the sweet sound of their people by blowing into each other’s vagina at the same time. ♻️

Helen, Kathy, and I French horned last night.

by Pixie Crotch April 19, 2023

French Guest

When you have sex on a friends bed, then ejaculate on their pillow. When that friend goes to bed they get an ear full of cum. When confronted about the deed the ejaculator laughs like a French Person. "haw haw haw"

I left my buddy a French Guest before I left the party.

by Lightspeedpork July 9, 2014

French Chip

When a female squirts on your stomach, you let it dry, then peel it off like skin after a sunburn; then eat it like a potato chip.

Was the sex good?
Yeah, even got a French Chip.

by Htes June 30, 2021

French plow

When a person shoves their nose into someone’s ass crack or crack of ass. The French have a unique appreciation for ass

Her ass was so plump, it was a pleasure to French plow her.

by CavalierConquistador December 12, 2019

French shitting

When you go ass cheek to ass cheek and shit into each other's assholes?

Did you make it with that bitch last night?

Yeah we were French shitting all night long

by 89023 July 22, 2017