Hair raped

When the lady at Great clips or any other salon or stylist sneeks up behind u and shaves off your hair even after ur protest
Dan: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH what the fuck happened to your hair man. it looks like u took a fucking lawnmower to it
Tim: i wish man, the lady at great clips hair raped me
by Livingliberal March 05, 2009
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poor girl hair

Hair that is tied back in a ponytail, hardened against the head and gelled or hairsprayed.

May look dirty, is wet and slicked back on the head as tight as can be so the wearer looks like her face is being pushed back and emphasizing her less than attractive features.

Done by girls who dont have much money or dont know what else to do with their hair.

The hair will usually be short and spackled onto the skull and held in a ponytail.

Hair is usually accompanied by ratty looking clothes that look like they are going to fall apart at any minute, poor fabric.
look at that poor girl hair on that chick who looks like a bird.
by hoodrat38993 June 25, 2010
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hair flip hoe

a girl who only wears brands, a girl who constantly talks shit, she walks like a horse always shaking that ass, and says phrases like "TODAY WAS THE BEST DAY EVERRRRR!!!!"
omg look its the hair flip hoe herself....sarah tidwell.
by loring March 11, 2008
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filippino hair cut

It is what happens when a jealous philippina woman, usually a hooker or girlfriend, finds out you have been screwing around with other women, (called being a butterfly). She cuts off you cock and balls with a staight razor while your very drunk and sleeping, and then tries to feed them to you.
When Hot Cherrie found out that her sailor-boy Johnny was butterflying with the other bar girls, she got him really wasted on Mojo and gave him a filippino hair cut after he passed out last night. Ouch!
by popeye1369 October 31, 2010
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Your hair's pretty!

An immediate somewhat ineffectual response. Usually when you are speaking badly about someone else and that person asks what you said.
by SillehGoose July 04, 2010
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swear on your hair

To emphasise a meaning of something true.
"I was so blocked last nite mate"
"Swear on your hair"
by mattyni September 01, 2008
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butt-crack hair

butt-crack hair is hair that grows on most guys' ass-cracks.
I'm naturally smooth, so I don't have ANY butt-crack hair!
by eda-skip October 07, 2021
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