ass percussion

1.To slap a woman's ass with the palm of your hands during sex, especially when you're hitting it from behind. 2.The clapping sound made from ruf sex, especially when hitting it from behind.

Yo, I was playin ass percussion with yo baby's mama last night and now my hand stings.

by booticus June 13, 2010

ass kissing

To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. Success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.

“Bruh on god he keep ass kissing me”

by @alexisxmercer April 4, 2019

ass board

the device that allows a wheel chair person to move
to another seat usually made of wood or plastic....
can also be used as a cutting board for fish frys
and cook outs.

you know, i don t think i want any fish that was
fileted on the ass board

by GATORBOY9A April 4, 2009

ass feret

Thick dirty hair giving the appearance of a feret krazy glued to your butt crack

Geez josh get the hell out of the gym shower your ass feret is going to make me puke.

by Job Pilson August 8, 2008

Passing Ass

Passing Ass is when someone FARTS!

Hey buddy, is that you Passing Ass over there!?

by jspoke73 March 14, 2011

bitch assness

being a bitch to people. it is a disease

elijah has caught the bitch assness

by bitch assness January 26, 2012

Broke Ass

1. Out of Funds/No Money
2. Not Adequate and/or Unfavorable situation.

(Example #1)

"Hey John, want to go to Sarah's party tonight?"
-John replies, "I'm not going to that Broke Ass party"

"Sorry Adam, now the plans are ruined and we have no way to make the trip to the lake"
-Adam replies, "I didn't want to go on that Broke Ass trip anyway."

(Example #2)

"I'm sorry Son, we are some Broke Ass parents and have no money for toys."

"I cannot believe you cannot pay for this with yo Broke Ass."

by FowShow December 14, 2018