Forty-five Days of Stupid

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.

Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.

by Bob1655 December 23, 2011

Air High Five

Guy who made this has got some weird ass toes

Mr. Blevins gave me another stupid “Air high five”

by Guess who midget poo April 5, 2023

five year olds

Pure energy

"Oh look. There's a group of five year olds. Run"

by Liv_River_Song December 4, 2020

Negative Five

In reference to the binary scale of judging women, a negative five is a woman so so ugly that she should not be allowed to reproduce.

HOLY SHIT! Dude, did you see that negative five over at Five Guys?

by Aviel November 12, 2007

Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.

Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!

by IFSATG March 26, 2021

Five Nights in Anime

I've never played it, but it is a horny version of Five Nights at Freddy's and Mairusu Paua made it in 2015. Other FNAF fangames contain pornography, such as Fap Nights at Frenni's (don't ask me how I know that), a game set in a nightclub instead of a pizzeria.

Person 1: Have you played Five Nights in Anime yet?
Person 2: Have you?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: *grabs holy water*

by Doors. November 28, 2022

High Five

The act of receiving a handjob while smoking weed.

"Hey babe, let's roll a joint and you give me a high five. ;)"

by StonerBearGirl June 2, 2024