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Facebook Glory

The narcissistic over representation of inconsequential events, real or imagined, on social media through unjustified boasting for the purpose of validation from strangers of ones own vanity
Her latest holiday was nothing but an exercise in Facebook glory
by Jimmy Lumoxx April 19, 2016
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Facebook Hoarder

People who keep pictures on facebook of someone they no longer associate with.
OMG look at all those pictures and you don't even talk to that person anymore. Your such a Facebook Hoarder! , You deleted your friends from fb but you kept their pictures? Your such a Facebook Hoarder
by Jefa January 16, 2011
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Facebook Lobbyist

A Facebook friend who tries to influence election votes to sway to the candidate of their choice (and not necessarily yours) by posting endless political adds on the homepage wall of Facebook.
Every day I sign onto Facebook there's yet another posted ad or picture trying to sway me to vote for Romney (or Obama). My friends list seems to be full of Facebook Lobbyists!
by Mb59 October 18, 2012
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Facebook Hoe

Girls that just want a reaction out of shit
“I don’t even pay her any attention, she a Facebook hoe. Ain’t bout to ruin my day.”
by Bee Calm January 25, 2021
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Facebook stalking

Facebook Stalking consists of monitoring Facebook activities of Facebook users.

Like regular (cyber)stalking, Facebook stalking allows the stalker to secretly gather information about the stalkee but, unlike regular (cyber)stalking, Facebook stalking is not illegal as it's the stalkee self that spontaneously posts information online about him/herself.

As you might know, posting contents on Facebook (or anywhere else online) means publishing content.

Facebook stalking is generally accepted by the voyeuristic victims but sometimes they complain being *stalked*. This shows either ignorance in the use of these new media platforms (and in the law) or eagerness to accuse their neighbor of the very same evil they suffer from. In psychology this behavior is called projection.

In addition, being a Facebook user stalked for real or not, nobody can know it, due to strict Facebook rules which prevent users to know who visited their profile.
Guy A: You know dude, my ex is Facebook stalking me!
Guy B: And how do you know it?
Guy A: I don't: it's just my gut feeling...
Guy B: Get over it, dude!
by Narcissistic Notes Fb page November 25, 2017
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Facebook Stutter

When one posts something once on Facebook, only to have their computer freeze up and post it repeatedly.
"Um, why did you write 'Happy Birthday' on my wall SEVEN TIMES?"
"It wasn't me, stupid Facebook Stutter."
by nothing?nothing,tralala?397 October 1, 2011
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Facebook Fallout

The ridiculous amount of notifications and messages recieved after any social event
JEff: 'Awesome party last night, you should have come'
STEVE: 'yeah but look who's wading through the facebook fallout now'
by a non in mousse July 15, 2011
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