Facebook Glory

The narcissistic over representation of inconsequential events, real or imagined, on social media through unjustified boasting for the purpose of validation from strangers of ones own vanity

Her latest holiday was nothing but an exercise in Facebook glory

by Jimmy Lumoxx April 19, 2016

Facebook Hoe

Girls that just want a reaction out of shit

“I don’t even pay her any attention, she a Facebook hoe. Ain’t bout to ruin my day.”

by Bee Calm January 25, 2021

facebook high

when you get several facebook notifications in a short period of time, you get a rush, or a facebook high

"sandy wont get off the comp now cuz shes feeling euphoric from her facebook high. don't worry nick, give her 500 mores hours, shell crash eventually."

by supersoaker29 August 25, 2011

facebook daddy

A sperm donor that falsely represents that they are in their child's life on social media.

Person 1: awww Roger seems like a great dad always posting pictures of his baby.

Person 2: Samatha says he has seen his child once since the 6 months of the child's life. Does not make an effort to pay child support and steals the babies pictures off of her profile and posts them. He isn't a real dadfacebook daddy.

by M00nbaby March 8, 2017

One for facebook

To describe an absolute beast, that you pull on a challenge night, that you would only have a relationship with via facebook.

"That will definitely be one for facebook"

by Crazy_Horse January 12, 2009

Facebook polite

Keeping an old acquaintance or colleague whom you dislike as a Facebook friend in an effort to appear polite.

Person 1: I can't believe Jim is still friends with his crazy-bitch ex!!

Person 2: He isn't, he's just being Facebook polite.

by Spam180 August 30, 2013

two-facebooker

someone who can access your facebook page and then proceed to relay information to another facebooker who, does not have access to your info or is blocked.

what? my girl found out i was talking to an ex girlfriend on facebook someone two facebooked me. ive been the victim of a mother fuckin two timing
two-facebooker

by howareya79 April 4, 2011