Ethan

The type of dude to laugh so hard he throws up.

Jeff: why is there vomit in the sonic parking lot?
Bob: I told Ethan a joke.

by Average Baller October 22, 2022

Ethan Griffiths

The man responsible for masterpieces such as moto moto asmr and asmr Yoda robs you to feed his ketamine addiction

Oi nonce I’m trying to watch one of that Ethan Griffiths videos it teaches me how to feed a ketamine addiction

by KetamineASMR January 10, 2020

Ethan

If you have an Ethan in your life, I hate to break it to you but they’re a pick me. They’ll be the most socially unaware person you’ll ever meet, not to mention insanely hypocritical and selfish. Prolly watches Reddit porn and plays R6S/slaves over vtubers all day.

“Omg did you break up with Ethan?”
“Yeah, why?”
“Oh good, I never really liked him anyways.”

by alecilux March 27, 2022

Ethan

‘n klein Poes

Man: “Ja jy lyk soos n Ethan.”

by KaydenFranco March 20, 2023

Ethan

Someone cute!

Everyone loves Ethan he is SO cute!!

by Blurryface_fan April 5, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is sweet and a good friend, but a TOTAL simp. He is crazy for someone (Greta) and he has been obsessed with her for 6 years. Even tho they kinda flirt, he has not taken the first step yet and I hope they end up together.

Ethan?
yeah.
The simp? or the normal one.

by ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?? March 31, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is the best person you will ever meet, he is kind sensitive, emotional and loving. He is the best boyfriend anyone could have and he has a sweet handsome face with aqua green eyes. He is loyal and you should always give him a second chance. He is stunning and beautiful

Ethan is amazing, ngl.

by anonymous September 14, 2020