Cream of The Cock

A term for the sexiest man or the man with the biggest cock in a group(or field) of men.

Jake: Dude, why are all those girls all over Sean?
Justin: I don't know dude, maybe he's the cream of the cock.

Jane: I heard he has a big dick.
Jessy: Big isn't even close to describing it, he's the cream of the cock!

by GaryRidgeway April 19, 2013

Cock Walker

A male street hustler.

Everytime we drive this way I see that guy. Yeah! He's a cock walker and tht's his corner.

by Gulliver1953 August 23, 2008

Alex of Cock

The act of being a wonderful Mathematician, whilst also getting A*s in everything and chair-shagging.

Hey, Alex of Cock, get off my chair with your weinus.

Das nasty.

by RonBodWettyPants June 1, 2010

Cock burn

Like an Indian burn when someone grasps your cock with both hands and violently turns them in opposite directions

Dude last night she grabbed my cock and balls and gave me a cock burn

by Piss indian May 6, 2020

Cock Merlot

A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.

"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"

by Vegas&Tonic October 16, 2013

Cock o’clock

Commonly known as the men’s witching hours. Spooky time between 10pm and 2am . During this time men who hardly acknowledge your existence or talk to you can be found trying to make plans. We all know why wink wink. Be warned you must stay away at all cost for your safety and sanity they are no longer human the cock demon has possessed them.

Person 1: girl who’s messaging you at this time your phone has been dry all night nuh uh let me see

Person 2: give me my phone back bitch I ain’t going nowhere I know it’s cock o’clock

Person 1: mhmm you said that last time

by Shdylatina December 4, 2019

canadian cock

Basically a cock....just Canadian

Calvin has a great cock, he's got the Canadian Cock

by Canadian Goose April 20, 2014