daddy chris evans

is america’s ass
can play the piano
knows all the songs from little mermaid
is big (yes)
has really nice hands🥵
& can have my babies

person 1: daddy chris evans is very capable

person 2: capable of what?

person 1: oui oui bonjour baguette

by smerra December 8, 2021

Chris Brown a Bitch

When having sex you bust your load in your hand. Then slap the girl in the face. And then try to sue her.

Chris Brown a Bitch, jerking off, legal actions, Chris Brown, Rhianna

by glickman April 8, 2009

Chris Burke Cocktail

A quarter of mushrooms, 6 hits of acid, and half a cup of paint thinner blended with vodka. Normally leads to the user becoming "glopped" due do the mixing compounds in the mushrooms and paint thinner.

Tim: Dude, I heard you drank a Chris Burke Cocktail last night.

Fred:

Tim: Fred?

Freds Dad: hes been glopped all night.

by 6622867994 September 22, 2009

going chris brown

When a person gets mad to the point of getting violent.

he was just joking when Burt started going Chris Brown.

by Sonnyson March 11, 2009

Isaac Chris Peacock

When you say it quicker, it sounds like "I suck chrispy cock" it is kinda unknown but funny.

Cashier: Order for Isaac Chris Peacock
That 14 yr old kid: LMAOOOOO

by refsje May 8, 2022

Chris's army of conservatives

it is a group of prospers that cyber bully and attack people displaying beliefs online and in real life

Bro Chris's army of conservatives just protested in frisco Texas Against woman's rights

by Andy Erire August 31, 2017

Chris n Becca

to have the best, most jizztastic, orgasmic, harmonious relationship two humans can have.

De'Quan - ey Perry, you got a bitch yet?

Perry - Shit nah, nigga. wish i did, i want that Chris n Becca shit yo.

by Longrod Vaughnhugendong November 15, 2010