Shit cakes

When you poop on a girls tits and pound it with your dick so it looks like a cake.

Hank:I gave Jenny some shit cakes last night.

Jeff:Shit dude, me to!

by magoo112 November 16, 2009

Birthday Cake

Defecating on your girlfriends chest, then ejaculating over the shit, and proceeding to lick the semen off.

A Birthday Cake is like a Cleveland Steamer, but worse.

by Zomboy October 7, 2009

cake momma

A female who is totally consumed with her male partner. A cake momma will abandon her friends, and spend all of her time with said male.

I need some new "J's!" I gotta holla at my cake momma. She JUSSSST got paid today!

by CINQUE Ventura March 8, 2011

whole cake

Another way of saying "no cap" or "nothing but the truth" inspired by One Piece's "whole cake" arc.

Ex 1:
Person 1: Yo fr??
Person 2: Yup whole cake bro 💁🏼

Ex 2:
Person 1: Aye you lying dawg 💀
Person 2: Bro issa whole cake Im serious 💀

by shesacelebrity December 10, 2018

yellow cake

Really potent cocaine with a yellow color and sticky texture, with very high potency.

Cooking this kind of coke to crack will yield at least a 90% return by weight.

I got some yellow cake the other day, and the shit was sticking to my mirror and blade, I could barely sniff it, but it didnt take much at all!!

by Bonghitz June 29, 2008

Beef Cake

Been Cake

–noun

1. A Beef Cake is a female who's body type ranges anywhere between slightly overweight and clinically obese.

Stacy has a nice personality, but she's a total beef cake.

by Peep Show FTW. December 21, 2010

The Cake Is A Lie

A joke that has gone on for far too f*cking long.

John: The cake is a lie. HAHA

Jack: For god's sake, the game came out 4 years ago, give it a break

by ZombieGamer July 17, 2011