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Bum kernel

1. someone who reminds you of th smelly reminents left on your buttcheeks after a particularily raunchy dump
ohh man im going have to check for bum kernels after laying that log!
by Mad_kristoff September 26, 2010
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bum cackle

(n) makeshift toilet paper (esp. one's left hand) sometimes even a leaf, bark or a rock.
Rodger had no paper so he used his friend's hair as bum cackle.
by vod/ October 30, 2010
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Lazy Bum

Most Common birthday of this wild species: 17th February.

Names vary but have known to have started with the letters Z or S and end with N or A.

Height range of this creature: 4’7-5’1

This creature has been found to be the middle child of the family in numerous occasions in historical records

Frequently seen as a 12/10

Has very substantial anger issues due to multiple reasons unknown to historians.

Has genetic links to the famous child’s cartoon ‘Teletubbies’ characters. How usual.
The Lazy Bum was too lazy to get out of bed
by 0456 May 23, 2022
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bum cheek

omg, noah saw ryans bum cheek
by Ryanj123456789 June 20, 2019
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Double Bummed

When man is getting done in the ass by another man and, selflessly, reaches back around the donator of the cock and fingers his bum hole.
Zech: Dude, what did you just do to my ass? It was beautiful.

Jackson: While you were plowing my pooper I reached back and took care of you. We Double Bummed!
by Dabawss May 10, 2014
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bum turf

1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)

2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.
1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"

2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting for bum turf"
by Craig McRae September 4, 2008
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Bum-Curious

One who is keen on the idea of anal penetration but is not quite ready to allow insertion of implements, whether human appendages or sexual toys.
Him: Sounds like you're desperate for a bumming.
Her: I'll be honest with you, I AM curious but not curious enough.
Him: Sounds like you are bum-curious to me.
Her: Well heres the deal, If yours goes anywhere near mine, My finger goes up yours
Him: Unless you are drunk, you mean?
Her: My bum is fair game if I'm drunk.
by ThisReallyIsMe December 6, 2010
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