Chief Bird Flu 

The reason why you are all alive. Chief Bird Flu is chief of the Bird Flu Society, which will shit on your face if you commit heresy. All hail Chief Bird Flu.

Chief Bird Flu owns you.

Chief Bird Flu by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014

Doedoe bird 

A flightless bird that lived in the Canadian rainforest.

The Doedoe bird lived in the Canadian rainforest.

Doedoe bird by Bigtk October 5, 2016

Thirsty Bird 

The act of dunking ones dick into toilet water and pissing in order to avoid making noise.

Jon: So what'd you do when you went for a piss when you were at her place?
Mike: I just did the thirsty bird, works every time.

Thirsty Bird by Dickt July 22, 2016

stick bird 

A so called "bird" who comes out on rainy nights who bites you in the anus. (This is actually a person who sticks their finger in another persons anus)

"Dude, I just got bit by a stick bird."

stick bird by Fhritp9910 May 23, 2016

fredy-bird

A fredy-bird is a homosexual cardinal.

Did you see that fredy-bird he wasn't flying with a female.

fredy-bird by She_knows_it November 15, 2016

galloway bird 

When out shooting, when a gun shot in the general area of a passing pheasant, not definitely hitting or missing said pheasant, but the gun claiming the kill after finding a pheasant of any sex or age in the general area that said bird might of landed in as a clean kill.

I definitely shot that pheasant! I don't think you did let's go and look for the Galloway bird .

galloway bird by WTS2016 December 23, 2016

chubby bird 

cute af bird.

look at that chubby bird, don't you just want to pinch its adorable chubby cheeks??

chubby bird by wastelayer January 18, 2017