Tired as a mo fo

Tired and does not want to be bothered but you can't cuss

Man I just woke up and I'm tired as a mo fo

by Errec July 5, 2025

Loose as a screw

When a woman’s vagina is particularly loose in comparison to others

Damn bro, her shit was loose as a screw

by Dude bro August 6, 2025

Sober As A Bat

When you are in a state of sobriety.

When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.

"I was sober as a bat," Said Y/N describing her state of being in past tense.

"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"

by Mary Shelly August 17, 2025

Queered as a football bat

an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.

They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat

by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025

happy as a clam

Means extremely happy and contented.

The students were happy as a clam when they found out that December Break is close.

by ohengwovoavoavoavaosav December 3, 2025

text - used as a verb

To send an SMS message usually via a cellphone or other smart device such as a tablet or computer:
To text , texting, texted, will text.

text - used as a verb: It's time to text her now. I am texting her now. I texted her an hour ago. I will text her again, later.

by from another generation August 20, 2013

jayson and paige as a couple

cute couple, personalities fit together perfectly. they laugh and make up jokes themselves. Also never have any drama except for making it up their selfs. Last but not least people love them as a couple

man jayson and Paige as a couple is so cute

by Brady the dog lover March 17, 2017