Someone who is so committed and loyal to another, however they don't even give them a second thought. Someone who you like and admire, but doesn't show or want to show that energy back.
by FormerClown69420 February 11, 2020
Get the Clownmug. person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown
by test account idk I will prob- August 2, 2021
Get the retired clownmug. The opposite of the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy, wherein a fertile male performs a handstand and proceeds to masturbate to completion, releasing his ejaculate into a wastepaper basket situated on the floor below him.
by shartacus October 7, 2022
Get the Upside Down Circus Clownmug. by what shoes she got on October 4, 2020
Get the clownsmug. Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.
Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.
by QuacksO December 19, 2022
Get the momentary clowning-around licensemug. by Extrafeta23 March 20, 2023
Get the Clownmug. by Stray Kids UwU September 22, 2019
Get the Clownmug.