French Picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.

My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.

by shniggs September 14, 2015

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french slapper

When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch

French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?

Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it

by Doodle May 7, 2018

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In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)

I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).

by adamnsmit July 8, 2018

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french mommy

A elder woman from France? Or are you taking about that one hot cute sweet and innocent girl from Apex Legends? If so, yes you are right, she is a french mommy.

Person 1: Dude, I want to fuck the french mommy so hard.
Person 2: Who?!?!?
Person 1: Watson from Apex you dumb fuck

by Alexmmat March 24, 2022

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French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.

Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.

by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023

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