burning ernie

When you put Ben Gay on the outside of your condom and then fuck someone in the ass.

Mark's wife pissed him off so he gave her a burning Ernie last night.

by Doofzilla May 29, 2014

burning fur

When fucking, a persons pubic hair catches fire

The smell of burning fur and the sound of screaming was a sign of relief-

by deep dark and black June 20, 2014

tafter-burn

the serious burning sensation and pain felt the day after you get inked, when your natural endorphins and adrenaline wear off.

Friend 1: Dude, love your new ink.
Friend 2: Thanks. Didn't hurt last niight, but the tafter-burn in the shower nearly killed me this morning.

by kiss27 July 15, 2014

gloria burns

To be so drawn out on a drug that you will suck a dirty homeless man's cock for more.

I'm totally gloria burns right now.

by cumguzzler8o August 4, 2014

Carpet Burn

The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)

"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."

"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."

by hogthehedge September 25, 2014

annabelle burns

a chode that likes to shake her booty (but secretly she doesn't have one if you look closely) she enjoys going to boys high dances and getting drunk off one cruiser. She's a mess when she has 2 cruisers and plays in her vom. her titts are 10A. she's a bloddy twelvie on Facebook and secretly loves joseph benny lel

annabelle burns

by fmeinthepussy October 15, 2014

clit burn

When you masturbate so much, and you're dry(usually close to/end of period) and your clit almost tears and burns. Especially effective of you've eaten chicken wings, and then masturbate with your fingers.

Did you hear Shanique got clit burn?!? She rubbed one out so dry, I can't touch her pussy!

by Erwin58 December 1, 2014