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Dark humor

Dark humor is just bad stuff out in light to become funny instead of just plane wrong, Not many people would get them though.
Example: dark humor is like food not everyone gets it.
by Ooveve September 26, 2022
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dark ship

a ship between either a fictional character who is above the age and another below the age, mainly popularized by the tiktoker: ski
using tiktok slideshows to create illegal scenarios, that involve r word, SA, secrets between an adult and a child, these people also like to use characters that are like, father daughter, older sister, little sister, uncle, sister and brother, gross stuff like that. usually using MLP characters, south park characters, bluey characters, video game characters too. and here’s the tiktoker who does it because i honestly want to get this sick person ratted out : .ski.uwu

maybe they will be banned by the time anyone sees this

*btw i don’t condone this at all*
An example would be “My dark ship is bluey and bandit
by .ski.uwu_biggest hater May 27, 2024
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The Dark lord

As Malte, Vilmer, and Johan continued their travels, they heard rumors of an evil force that threatened to destroy the land. The rumors spoke of a powerful being named Sauron, who had gathered an army of fearsome creatures to do his bidding.

Knowing that they had to act fast, the trio set out to confront Sauron and put a stop to his plans.

As they journeyed through the dark forests and treacherous mountains, each member of the team honed their powers. Malte's skill with a sword became sharper than ever, Vilmer's love for pulled pork provided him with incredible strength, and Johan's connection to the power of the Onion allowed him to see into the future and predict Sauron's next moves.

Finally, they reached Sauron's stronghold, a massive fortress that stood high atop a mountain. The trio prepared for battle, drawing upon their individual strengths to overcome the dark lord's minions.

As they stormed the fortress, Malte charged forward, his sword flashing in the light of the setting sun. Vilmer followed close behind, fueled by his love for pulled pork, and laid waste to the enemy forces with his sheer strength.
Meanwhile, Johan used his powers to predict Sauron's movements, giving his companions an edge in battle. But Sauron was no easy foe to defeat, and the trio knew that they needed to work together if they were to succeed.

Malte and Vilmer fought bravely, taking on Sauron's minions one by one. Johan, meanwhile, used his powers to find the weak points in Sauron's defenses, allowing his companions to strike critical blows against the dark lord.

Finally, after a fierce battle that lasted for hours, the trio emerged victorious. Sauron lay defeated, his army in ruins. The land was saved from his evil grip, and Malte, Vilmer, and Johan stood triumphant.

As they basked in their victory, the trio knew that their unique powers had been key to their success. Each had played a vital role in the battle, and they knew that their bond would continue to grow stronger with each new challenge they faced.

And so, with the threat of Sauron vanquished, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan continued on their adventures, fighting for justice and protecting the land from all who would do it harm.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
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dark scran

The fourth meal of the day, typically occurring in between the hours of 2-4 A.M. The meal consists of bones, branches, and feathers; with allowed beverages limited to cream and the weird colors of gatorade.
I usually just sleep through dark scran, I'm not a fan of the feathers.
by nebble December 20, 2023
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Prince of darkness

If ever their was a figure like Ozzy Osbourne from Wales or Germany, he would be the One, the prince of darkness himself. He's certainly not the anti Ozzy.
The prince of darkness left Oz in search of the wizard.
by The Original Agahnim December 29, 2021
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Dark Shadow

When something starts our really good but then ends up being really shitty and cringey. Like the movie Dark Shadows.
Bruh he totally dark shadowed me there. The date started out awesome and then he started freestyling.
by curiousgiorgi December 9, 2021
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Dark web

A place where a bunch of pedo meet.
Don't go there if you don't want to be traumatized
A random pedo just showed me pedo photos involving child in the Dark web and now I'm traumatized :D
by It's moon August 11, 2023
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