tree

something standing outside with leaves on

thats a tree,go touch it

friend 1: whats that?
friend 2: thats
friend 1: what-
friend 2: A TREE DUMBASS

by ashovrr August 14, 2022

Land a tree on it

To implement a solution to a problem that's so effective, it puts down roots and becomes permanent.

"Raise that issue and make Pete land a tree on it"

by AnyOldSmith March 20, 2024

Tree Milk

Tree milk = tree sap

Idk how I can be any clearer

“Damn look at that Tree Milk over there”

by Trooke UwU September 13, 2020

Tree blimping

Climbing up a tree and perving at people getting undressed like peeping tom

Jim was tree blimping at his next door neighbour 's wife

by Jjsop March 8, 2018

Tree Topping

A way in which you masturbate using the jelly fish hand motion over the top portion of your penis

Hey Jim, my mom walked in while I was tree topping the shit out of my dick last night

by NUTSofaNAT July 15, 2017

pyramid bush tree

a spastic fuck no body wants around. Useless and tired, it is the pure definition of unwanted and they are better off killing themselves than living

Have you seen that pyramid bush tree?
Yeah, tell it to fuck off

by idgafbl2489 November 24, 2021

tree hawk

A tree hawk is when a grown man sits in top of a Birchwood tree with binoculars and stalks younger females.

Be careful if you venture out into the woods girls, yesterday we spotted a tree hawk a top a Birchwood tree.

by Peso_Gemini June 8, 2022