Fancy Uncle

Gay male version of a sugar daddy.

My fancy uncle pays for my studio apartment in soho.

by dvanovik January 6, 2017

Uncle Fluffy

Uncle Fluffy is a good guy. Everyone like him. Nobody wants him to come to the party or group activity because he I'll make it extremely difficult and just suck.

Mark: Uncle Fluffy makes me a sad panda.
Jeff: Who is Uncle fluffy?
Mark: David, David is Uncle Fluffy...
Jeff: Uncle Fluffy makes me a sad panda too...

by Vardenium July 16, 2016

Reverse Uncle Fester

When you shove a light bulb up your ass instead if your mouth.

I was felling kinda kinky so my girlfriend hooked me up with a reverse Uncle Fester

by Anevilnoyes November 21, 2022

Uncle Cave

The nickname given to many of the uncles who have gone rogue and decided to sleep in caves. They traded their beds for sleeping in 4 feet of water and green bugs. Just a miracle, they used to be proctologists.

uncle cave used to choke and sputter on the pond water that sloshed into his mouth nocturnally. then he figured to tape his mouth shut, so that when he sleeps in 4ft of water and green bugs nothing violates his mouth. uncle cave's body is a temple

my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs

my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning

hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs

I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes

many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)

if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand

by pink and orange girl August 13, 2022

uncle crusty

a roblox troll who likes to lock people inside hotel basements.

“If I go down into your basement, will you pull an Uncle Crusty on me?”

by crusty ahh uncle December 29, 2022

uncle sammed

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.

Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.

by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016

Cat's Uncle

A lazy person (slacker), who is laid back by nature, and unreliable in general.

Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!

by Chevy Cruz February 1, 2024