by brileeisafuckwit February 23, 2017
Get the russian tangomug. a child molester from Russia
by Rocheman4280 October 11, 2025
Get the Russian clownmug. “Good evening, Countess Lily.”
“The only thing good about it is that it means one day less.”
“…”
“I’m being Russian, Sergei! I love my life…”
“The only thing good about it is that it means one day less.”
“…”
“I’m being Russian, Sergei! I love my life…”
by Ferballs January 28, 2024
Get the Being Russianmug. A tampon soaked in vodka & then inserted (vaginally for women, anally for men or women) in order to get drunk, as the alcohol enters your bloodstream faster & more concentrated than having to pass through the digestive system.
Carly wanted to get her buzz on without having to worry about her breath smelling of alcohol, so she used a Russian Teabag.
by dingleningle October 27, 2012
Get the Russian Teabagmug. When you cum inside a fleshlight and then pour it on to a girls eyes, while putting your dick-tip up her nose, so she can smell your sperm.
*Guy 1* I gave my girl a Russian fleshlight yesterday, she did not even know I had a fleshlight.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.
by Roski Sex Master February 3, 2025
Get the Russian fleshlightmug. by ifimhonestmaybewearebetteroff November 25, 2021
Get the russian gangbangmug. by Bossmod3 June 23, 2019
Get the Russian Swordfishmug.