beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.

"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"

by kastagire July 28, 2021

The Road Digger

The act of pulling your pants down and rapidly squatting in public to embarrass another person you're with.

"I hate Mike, he did the road digger in the middle of wetherspoons yesterday!"

by Drinker o' piss March 13, 2022

Road bully

An aggressive driver, person that has propensity for road rage.

Everyone in this area is driving according to rules of the road & along comes that road bully; tailgating & cutting cars off!!

by Dr Dre' March 10, 2023

keep moving on that stony road

Continuing forward despite the challenges up ahead.

For us, what has always been at stake is whether we could keep moving on that stony road, closer to the ideals of our Founders.

by ASHLEY_A0413 December 11, 2020

Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.

The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.

by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023

Road Beaver

Someone who blocks the intersection after their light turns red.

Now we have to wait for another light cycle because a Road Beaver is blocking the intersection.

by i4nSx June 11, 2020

Road to 56

A mod for the game Hearts of Iron 4 that is just a better version of the vanilla game in literally every single way

Person 1: do you have any hoi4 dlc

Person 2: no i play road to 56

by Professor Cube September 20, 2022