Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey 

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

Retardec 

The disease that someone or something might have that causes one symptom, the state of being of retarded. The cure for this disease can vary to how the thing had retardec. If used to indicate a living thing or object, it would mean it was slow, or if used as a slang term, stupid. This disease is regularly non-contagious, but depending on the case, it can be. On the grammer of the word, it is is normally mispronounced with the S as a K, when in fact, it sounds like a S.

"Man, my computer has Retardec! It's running so slow, it is a Mac, but it should be able to run Crysis 2, right?

Retardec by Dr. Megawarp January 26, 2012

Retard Grunt 

The act of making a loud constipated grunting sound at somebody that did something retarded.

"UGGHHH!" <-- Retard Grunt.

Retard Grunt by Ballstothewall. January 28, 2012

Retardednes 

The supreme act of being absolutely retarded. Very rare and uncommon.

Ben: Have you realized that Mr. Farrell doesn't know our names and he's known us all year?
Dylan: Only one word can describe Mr. Farrell: Retardednes

Retardednes by TheCompetitionWinner April 20, 2012

retard right 

When people who don't like you tell you that you are wrong in EVERYTHING you say and/or do just to boost their own pathetic ego. This in turn makes them feel justified in whatever they do and makes you feel like you are less than them somehow, like you're an animal. In reality, those people are the retards who have to hurt others just to make themselves feel right like as if they were smarter than everyone else.

Fake smart person: "Your existence means nothing and you are nothing therefore you are ALWAYS wrong and I am always right so just give up because my shit smells better than yours."

Average person 1: "Who is this retard telling me I am worthless?"

Average Joe 2: "Just some loser who wants to believe they are BTY. Pay no mind to them as they are bitter in life and have no goals other than to be retard right."

retard right by TruthHammer2000 May 25, 2012

Retarded booty 

When ones booty is constantly jiggling even after the person has stopped moving.

Haley has a retarded booty

Retarded booty by Seniornegro August 8, 2013

retardee 

A person who retired into being retarded. A political act in which person represent themselves as being retarded, when in truth they are not. Something akin to putting a blonde helmet on to create a force shield of stupidity around oneself.

(1) WTF. Since when have you become a retardee?
(2) When returning broken goods to the store, or to Amazon.com with the words "I don't know what happened, ... I just turned it on!?" one becomes a retardee.

retardee by with boobs September 11, 2013