Frustration or irritability resulting from the inability to masturbate on account of a lack of privacy or opportunity.
by ladydady December 16, 2015
Get the can't-wank-erousmug. by Adolf Hitler is cute November 8, 2019
Get the Wankedmug. On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.
by philologue August 19, 2011
Get the windmill wankmug. Jill: You seem rather depressed, what happened to you today?
Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.
Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Wank jerkedmug. A form of ad-hoc masturbation following an unexpected event, causing a sudden rush of adrenaline. Usually performed in public as it should be followed through while you still feel the hormone coursing through your veins.
Guy 1: I think we lost the Feds.
Guy 2: That was madness. I could go for an adrenaline wank right now.
Guy 2: That was madness. I could go for an adrenaline wank right now.
by syzlacker November 13, 2019
Get the Adrenaline Wankmug. when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 4, 2025
Get the nigel suicide wankmug. A "debrief wank" is the post-mission solo celebrational personal victory lap after an evening of sexual activity/romance. Where you give yourself a standing ovation/high five for a successful mission ‘a job well done’ in the field of pleasure – the grand finale to a night of shared exploits, “the solo encore to a duet of delight”.
So, you know that amazing night with Ellie? Well, I had to wrap it up with a debrief wank – like a way to commemorate the successful.
by Japseyelicker123 December 11, 2023
Get the debrief wankmug.