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Whitstonian Wank

The shameful act of standing on Whitstable harbour, giving yourself a reach around to erect the old rogering tool then dunking your corey in some curry sauce and then scream seagull noises so the birds fly down and peck your little pecker off (you get 1 point for every person who looks, 2 points for spastics and 3 points for the feds)
Roger done too many Gary’s last night and tanged a ‘Whitstonian Wank’ in front of like 20 kids last night, he got nicked for animal cruelty and indecent exposure to underage kids.
by Z Noodle April 6, 2021
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Wank Waffle

'Filler text' conversation, the verbal equivalent of Lorem Ipsum; where words and sounds are heard but nothing is actually said, i.e no context or substance. This is typically witnessed in politics, mumbling noises until the moment is over, or a new distraction is present.
Boris didn’t answer the question at hand, we were subjected to a right load of Wank Waffle instead.
by TheGreenGoddess October 22, 2020
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the master wank

The master wank is when a male is at climax, he hits his penis against an object creating an explosion of semen flying across the room. This move can only be done by the experts and it would take a professional to land the semen directly onto (or into) a target.
Last night was so good! I gave her a taste of the master wank.
by Kevin the platypus April 30, 2016
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sexy wank

When you make your bird bend over and spread her arse cheeks so you can have a wank while looking at her holes
Her ‘I can’t be arsed with sex or a bj’

Him ‘bend over and I’ll have a sexy wank then you lazy cow
by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019
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Wank

Get ur hand a place it on ur dick and start rubbing up and down, faster and faster until u cum.
Bill had blue balls so he at to go for a wank.
by Wankmaster369 June 15, 2019
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Wank arm

One arm is bigger than the other
Sarah said hey look at my wank arm it's so much bigger
by Well it's true December 20, 2022
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joy wank

A session of self pleasure inspired by and devoted to the feeling of being overjoyed by something. A suitable follow up to the joy boner
I was so excited by the upcoming release of Elder Scrolls 5 that I had to calm my nerves with a joy wank
by kangoulius May 12, 2015
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