shit-a-cactus

when one takes a poop within 15 minutes of consuming a pre workout supplement containing more than 4grams of the amino acid beta alanine. the parasthesia caused by the beta alanine makes the participant feel as though they are pooping out a cactus

" that beta alanine made my b-hole feel like i have just shit-a-cactus "

by eat more pies May 28, 2015

Shit Back

Shit back is usually caused by a withdrawals by the users drug of choice.

Seth Hudnall has Shit Back that runs up the back from the ass crack to the back of the neck caked with hard layered shit.

by Seth J Hudnall October 3, 2021

Pissing the shit

To literally piss shit because someone has made you angry.

Quentin is pissing the shit out of Sarah.

by A real deal October 27, 2012

Shit On Stick

A phrase used to describe a weird person or a jerk.

Chidi looks like a shit on stick.

by Anonymouss01 February 6, 2019

Holiday Shits

After eating food on a holiday, you have the shits

Tj: Ughh i just ate a whole plate of food.
Alex: Looks like you;ll have the holiday shits

by Plank Opal November 28, 2010

Shit Salute

Waving to neighbors while walking the dog using the bag of poop as a flag.

I didn't mean to Shit Salute you this morning. I had 3 bags of dog crap in one hand and a leash in the other so I had no choice. But you deserved it because you are an asshole.

by SheLarry66 May 5, 2014

Shit the sheets

A phrase used when you fuck up pretty badly. There is no going back when you shit the sheets; everything smells and the sheets are ruined, which is a complete metaphor for your life after you shit the sheets. After shitting the sheets, you have to walk around with shame, or “mud butt” due to the incident.

Rae: “Yo bro, I just shit the sheets. Hard.”

Allie:” NO! What happened?!”

Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”

Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”

by Rae$ January 11, 2020