old coot in a hat

what you call an old man driving slowly in front of you. If you take notice, usually they will have a hat on! They are usually in buicks or pick-up trucks. Also see gramps champs

"Urgh this old coot in a hat won't get out of my way and I can't pass him!"

by BenjamminL04 October 2, 2006

old man bitner

a faggot who presses charges if u walk by his house; also gets jumped by fetters

old man bitner is a pussy

by bill brasky April 26, 2005

Day old bread

1. A woman's vaginal tract infected by a yeast-fungus characterized by itching and irritation of the vulva, and vaginal discharge; Candidiasis

2. An out of control yeast infection

3. An affordable and delectable delicacy sold by Jimmy Johns

"You expect me to go down and eat your vittles!? Bitch, your day old bread is growin mold! come back tomorrow!"

by Luvmussell January 26, 2009

jolly old chap

A jolly old chap is a old english smart person who is quite definately a chav

Miriam is a Jolly old chap

by Penisejaculate October 15, 2013

12 year old

Everyone on the internet
When someone is laughing at some naughty stuff and acts like a child

Person 1: "Hey look 5318008"
Person 2: " What a 12 year old"

by CDD3F October 9, 2020

12 year old

a kid who plays fortnite. Some of them are calm but are very annoying. they usually like someone older than them. Also a 7th grader

12 year old girls: *staring at 17 year old boys*
12 year old boys: *staring at 13 year old girls*
random 11 and 10 years old kids nearby: i agree with you. he/she is cute/hot

by youtuber1289 April 28, 2022

old man energy

When an elderly man has not been sexually active for an unprecedented amount of time and is energised in the loins by the activities of a stripper.

Man when i invited your grandpa Cecil to your bucks night i had no idea he would be sporting his old man energy for everyone to see.

by spice-rack May 30, 2014