may flower kids

Okay so basically no one likes them and you DON’T wanna be one of them. It’s a kid who sells may flowers and maybe that sounds normal but oh god no if you going near a May flower kid your life is over. You gonna be mentally instable and scared for your whole life. So STAY AWAY FROM THE KIDS WITH THE FLOWERS OR YOU NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO NEXT YEAR! IF YOU SEE THEM RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OR THEY WILL ASK YOU “Do YoU wAnT tO buY mAy FlOwErS?” And I promise you not gonna make it. Thanks.

May flower kids , they just go around with a green bag and trying to sell stupid plastic flowers to you.

by Majblommehataren April 19, 2019

May 21, 2011

A day the world DIDN'T end.

AAAAHHH, may 21, 2011 is the the raptu- wait its 2012 already?!

by Meow133 March 5, 2012

Midget molesting may

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see

Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine

by K a htiw rakso October 3, 2020

No Make-Up May

Similar to NNN (No Nut November) but girls aren't allowed to wear make up for the whole month:)

i can't wear make up because its No Make-Up May

by n.nyo85 November 11, 2020

May 24th 2021

RIGATONI PASTA DAY

1: “YO MAY 24TH 2021 WE EATIN RIGATONI PASTA”
2: “why rigatoni pasta..?”
1: “because tiktok said so”

by ToeCracker777 May 6, 2021

Swift May Wind

When eating pussy from behind, sneaking a lick to the anus and giving it a swift blow.

When Johnny was eating his girlfriend he licked her ass and gave it a swift blow making her moan giving her the Swift May Wind.

by Teekey Bear November 8, 2009

Lily may peacock

Lily may peacock is a raving lesbain and falls in love with PEPPA pig all the time her fav colour is blue and red and her fav sport is most likely football.commonly Lily’s may peacocks birthdays r 19th December

“Lily may peacock is a raving lesbain”said Sadie

by Sadieee :) June 13, 2021