No Make-Up May

Similar to NNN (No Nut November) but girls aren't allowed to wear make up for the whole month:)

i can't wear make up because its No Make-Up May

by n.nyo85 November 11, 2020

Midget molesting may

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see

Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine

by K a htiw rakso October 3, 2020

May 21, 2011

A day the world DIDN'T end.

AAAAHHH, may 21, 2011 is the the raptu- wait its 2012 already?!

by Meow133 March 5, 2012

May Hand job

For one day every year falling on the 17th of May a man is entitled to a complimentary Hand job from his respective parter. This is an ancient tradition which must be upheld in order to restore peace and good fortune for the following year.

Good morning my dear. Just to remind you it's the 17th of May and we must complete the harvest of the may Hand job ritual in order to attain good luck and fortune.

by Corpserooter June 6, 2018

may 11 2007

People born on this day are the most amazing people you will probably ever meet. They are always laughing and have plenty to say only if your very close to them. Infront of strangers or people that they don't completely trust OR even people they have a crush on, they are usually very quiet. If you find one of these funny, kind, adventurous, beings then be sure to hold onto them for they give great advice and are capable of making you laugh so hard that you pee your pants! Even if your 40, 50, 60, 70 or any age they will always find a way to make you smile. NEVER let go of this person!!

Woah! your born on May 11 2007 , we should be friends!

May 11 2007 babies are the best

People born on May 11 2007 always got my back

by Chickenwingkid0864 January 23, 2021

May 24th 2021

RIGATONI PASTA DAY

1: “YO MAY 24TH 2021 WE EATIN RIGATONI PASTA”
2: “why rigatoni pasta..?”
1: “because tiktok said so”

by ToeCracker777 May 6, 2021

Lily may peacock

Lily may peacock is a raving lesbain and falls in love with PEPPA pig all the time her fav colour is blue and red and her fav sport is most likely football.commonly Lily’s may peacocks birthdays r 19th December

“Lily may peacock is a raving lesbain”said Sadie

by Sadieee :) June 13, 2021