Jimmy Kimmel

James Christian Kimmel is a talk show host who is single handedly ruining entertainment on YouTube and TV with his brand of humor that appeals mostly to out-of-touch Gen Xers and Millenials. His remaining audience consists of NPCs who have no perception of humor.

Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny, but his show has become painful to watch.

by Ziggmanster June 1, 2025

Jimmy Palmer

A 20 oz glass filled halfway with Jim Beam and halfway with Coke. Like an Arnold Palmer but it chose violence

Rural Joe got wrecked on that Jimmy Palmer

by The car whisperer June 2, 2025

Smack a Jimmy on this bitch

Ace or receive high marks on a test/quiz, project or any other academic assessment.

“What you about to get on this test”

“I’m finna Smack a Jimmy on this bitch“

by Wtflingo April 22, 2024

Jimmy Butler

A mf who gets payed millions to play basketball but jerks himself off to the thought of not doing that and putting 100% of his energy into coffee

Nicholas: Hey did you see the heat game?
Goatchard: Jimmy Butler was too focused on coffee to play bruh
Jimmy Butler: Did someone say coffee?
Nicholas and goatchard: shut your luh dumb ass up you fucking fiend

by wORSHIpWarship684 May 1, 2024

Jimmy Butler

An mf who gets payed millions to play basketball, but jerks himself off to the thought of not doing that and putting 100% of his energy into coffee.

Nicholas: Hey did you see the heat game?

Goatchard: Jimmy Butler was too focused on coffee to play bruh J
immy Butler: Did someone say coffee?

Nicholas and goatchard: shut your luh dumb ass up you fucking fiend

by wORSHIpWarship684 May 1, 2024

Jimmy Bigon

When a person tries to gaslight you, but beyond anything anyone would even remotely believe. Like gaslighting on steroids.

Man, my chick tried to do a Jimmy Bigon on me the other day, she said her Ayahuasca experience gave her gonorrhea so we couldn't have sex.

by The scholarly crack head May 28, 2024

Jimmy Bigon

This is the ultimate gaslighting event. When you're telling gas lighting stories Beyond Preposterous ridiculousness. Gas lighting on steroids

My girl seem to believe me when I told her that I caught gonorrhea from my ayahuasca ceremony. That's the best Jimmy Bigon I've ever used

by The scholarly crack head May 28, 2024