bitch assness

being a bitch to people. it is a disease

elijah has caught the bitch assness

by bitch assness January 26, 2012

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Ass Diamond

A shit so hard, that it tears the ass on the way out, leaveing his/her under-garments stained red.

Holy shit paste! I just pushed out the hugest Ass Diamond. Ohh god....

by DrMcRofl February 22, 2011

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stirring ass

The second step in preparing an ass to be eaten properly.

After putting the desired ingredients into a bowl, you must partake in stirring ass to ensure all the ingredients are mixed evenly.

by BlameTheJews June 17, 2016

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ass carpet

A thick growth of hair on a man's (or, I suppose, a woman's) ass. Extremely unattractive.

'Whenever he gets drunk he thinks it's funny to pull his pants down and show us his butt, but the joke's on him. Now everybody totally knows he has a CRAZY ass carpet.'

by Something_Vague July 15, 2007

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ass stick

a stick stuck up an annoying person's ass.

"I hate that kid Eric. He's an ass stick!"

by alisoncatie March 5, 2009

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ASS Stamp

A large red stamp with the word "ASS" on it. The ass stamp can be given to anyone who is being an ass.

Drew: Get off the games Gregory
Gregory: I'm not on games
(Gregory was on games)
Dave: Wasn't Greg playing games?
Drew: Yeah, he gets the ASS Stamp on that one...

by Captain Fox November 1, 2009

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