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No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
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ziplining wood

When you put floss down the urethra and thread it out your butthole.
"Hey Meg, do you wanna try ziplining wood later?"
by cubed March 21, 2023
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Wood Chip

A person who lives with chainsaws and 2 stroke gasoline. Likes to harvest wood in its natural state. Also known to cut down telephone poles for fire wood. i.e. "City Logger".
Facial appearances are similar to "Roofers".
"He said he was a "Bird evictor", but I knew he was a "Wood chip".
by bonedust April 14, 2010
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Wood Guardian

A protector of wood. AKA a condom.
by jstejste May 3, 2011
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Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.
Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"
by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018
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The Rule of Woods

If you see an extremely racist reply on Twitter and then click on the profile of the person who made the racist reply, you will see a James Wood retweet within the first three (3) tweets on the timeline. This is known as the 'rule of woods'.
The Rule of Woods - "look!" a racist remark, scrolls down, finds a James Woods retweet.
by Adi_Zu April 14, 2020
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Real wood

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.
by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016
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