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Queen of Sh!t-posts

The most amazing YouTuber and totally under-rated! Also the Queen of editing!!
"My favorite YouTuber is Queen of Sh!t-posts!"
by Blake_the_fish June 9, 2021
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post hockey season disorder

after the last hockey games of the season players expirence extreme sadness and depression often until new season
man, I have post hockey season disorder right now I’m just gonna go home and cry
by ———— March 3, 2019
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post long term syndrome

After a long term relationship ends, it is common that a person involved in the breakup will then go on to have a rebound that turns into another relationship. This rebound (compared to a normal rebound) moves very quickly and tends to be emotionally and physically intimate from the get go, as if picking up where the ended relationship left off instead of starting anew.

The person with post long term syndrome often is unaware of their condition. The new relationship often ends terribly due to the improper handling of emotions from the past relationship.

Symptoms of post long term syndrome can include: committing to the new partner too quickly, copious amounts of time with the new person, ignoring the pain from the last breakup and covering it up with feelings for the new partner, etc.
Oh man that break up was rough, they were together for 5 years. It's only been a month since things ended, but Cameron already found a new partner! Did you hear they already said 'I love you' and are moving in together this Spring? His post long term syndrome is awful.
by sadlyimnotafairy April 27, 2022
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Post-Traumatic Pussification Syndrome

Sometimes called “PTPS” … this is a psychological disorder referring to when a mental block is created in the mind of an athlete due to a past sporting game failure, the likes of which could be called a “choke” by some…

This creating enough stress to serve as a “trigger point” for other injuries. In the first and only reported cause of this disease - that injury is back issues.
Ben Simmons is currently suffering from PTPS, or Post-Traumatic Pussification Syndrome, stemming from his inability to Man Up in the 2021 NBA playoffs vs the Atlanta Hawks nearly 1 year ago.
by Big chill1028 April 26, 2022
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pre-post mortem face

When ones face looks like it has already gone through the mortem process.
That meth head has pre-post mortem face.
by Elwood82 February 4, 2016
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Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder

Having bad memories from a jazz band. A horrible incident which could be physically or emotionally damaging revolving around jazz or is from jazz band and is remembered often.
I have Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder after David hit me with a saxophone in jazz band.
by GingerLego320 February 22, 2021
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post-Spring Break Blues

Feelings of sadness and loss of motivation after returning from Spring Break festivities
"My doctor diagnosed me with post-Spring Break blues after I got back from my trip from Cabo last week. I just don't have the will to move on."
by hwls2019 March 13, 2019
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