Red Dawn

The battle cry of a Risembool Ranger. It means that we will take over the world. Also, there is a small division of the Rangers called the Red Dawn Rangers who intend to take over the world and make Vic Mignogna the ruler of the world.
Miniskirt Army Member: You guys suck!
Red Dawn Ranger: RED DAWN! We rule!
by blackrosealchemist August 02, 2009
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Red Wood

When Someones dong is red like the devils dic*
The Reason why that girl doesn't like him is because she saw his "red wood."
by FunnyPeopleRfunny May 17, 2011
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a red hard

is a red (end) erected penis, when a man is sexually turned on.
he had a red hard on
by dude19859 January 07, 2010
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red-pilled

Used by conservatives in order to declare that they have awoken to the truth of society, and refuse to go along with the group. This is very funny to me.

You see, in the movie, if you take the blue pill, you go back to the simulation and just be happy with that, or, if you take the red pill, then you agree to wake up from the simulation and explore the truth, however unpleasant it may be.

Now, how is this humorous? You ask? Oh my friend, well you see, the matrix is widely regarded to be a trans allegory. It was written by two trans women, and the story is quite literally about taking the difficult path to explore the truth for oneself, despite opposition from those in power.

In the 90's, the estrogen pill was red, which is why it's really funny to see people who are very obviously transphobic call themselves red-pilled. It makes my day every time.
Our teacher is very based and red-pilled!
Oh, red-pilled you say? Good for them! Is there anything I can do? what pronouns should I use for them? Oh that's so cool!
It is incredibly funny. I feel like more people should do this.
by aftermathplanner March 06, 2021
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Red Sausage

When nailing a chick from behind during her period, then inserting your cock into her mouth without warning.
by Fork69 October 08, 2007
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red sox

2007 world series champions. The yankees fans have nothing to say because they havent won in like ten years. Is it year 2090 already?
who won the 2007 world series? The yankees? Nah, the red sox!
by Sheda November 03, 2007
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Red Balloon

A sexual act that is characterized by tossing a women's salad while she has hemorroids. Take a hold of a hemorroid in your teeth, and bite down with all your might. The ensuing explosion with leave with great satisfaction.
Even though Chastity got hemorroids from extreme anal sex, I still did a red balloon on her, and she LIKED it.
by The Herb and Company September 29, 2004
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