Goldened Up

A word created by KruKru in 2014 used in regards to someone with a beautiful golden tan! She made history by being the first person to ever say/type/text the word.

"I can't wait to see you all goldened up"

by GoldenBoy7 May 8, 2014

The Golden Lap

The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

The Golden Lap: The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"

by Pommy1396 April 26, 2023

Mallory golden

Mallory is soft,
A sort of soft that sends my soul aloft.
Looks that stun me every time she is near
Lover that if it were to disappear

Or break my heart, there’d be many a tear
Right by your side is where I long to be.

You are the world to me.

Hay Mallory Golden I doubt you’ll see this but it’s probably for the best.

“Comunra the country poet”

by Comunra(countrypoet)😔😘 October 29, 2019

Golden Slipper

The act of pissing in your pants and feeling the hot urine run down over your legs and bare feet

Sally loves to have a nice golden slipper before she showers

by Freakypapakeifer February 16, 2024

Golden basement

When you pee in someone's butthole

Jeffrey took Kelly to the Golden basement.

by PegLegMegHan October 27, 2017

Fent Bent at Golden Corral

Being "fent bent" at Golden Corral typically refers to the feeling of indulgence and satisfaction experienced after enjoying a hearty meal at the buffet. Picture yourself surrounded by a wide array of delicious options, from savory meats and fresh salads to decadent desserts. The atmosphere is lively, filled with the sounds of laughter and clinking plates, and you might feel a sense of camaraderie with fellow diners. After indulging in multiple helpings, there's a contented heaviness in your stomach, and you might even find yourself in a blissful food coma, reminiscing about your favorite dishes. It's a moment where the joy of good food and company comes together, leaving you feeling both satisfied and perhaps a little too full!

Bro was so fent bent at Golden Corral he tried to trade his shoe for a chocolate fountain refill.

by Blaske May 24, 2025

Golden Rescue

If you ever encounter someone who is stuck to a frozen pole by their tongue and there is no hot water around you need to be resourceful. Urine is warm enough to dislodge any wet skin or tongue from frozen objects. It is also surprisingly sanitary as well.

My stupid brother thought it would be funny to lick the chair lift while we were skiing. I had no choice but to give him a golden rescue.

by Dachelenne October 18, 2012