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February 13th

The day that people who won’t last get together. This is the day that partners who will not last up to a year get together on.
“Oh, today is February 13th.”
by XxJasperxX February 13, 2025
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February 19th

Official nipple slicing day. Cut off peoples nipples and attach them to yourself, and produce juices to feed to mario!
I will be participating in the nipple cutting party on February 19th.”
by ElijahPlopperFlubbz February 16, 2025
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February 17th

February 17th is crashout day, where you can crash out all day and be completely okay.
Person 1: bro I’m crashing out, I’m a mess
Person 2: it’s okay, it’s February 17th
by Bergofice February 17, 2025
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February 26th

The day where you give people born on February 29th early birthday gifts
Did you know that February 26th is that day leap year babies get early birthday presents
by leapleapboy February 17, 2025
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February 15

National sneaky link day. Yesterday was for the mains, today is for the side pieces
Ex:

1: bae i was working yesterday, February 15th our day for real

2: oh so you was with your main thang yesterday?
by leegoated February 19, 2025
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February 26th

February 26th is the day we celebrate our love for glooping.
I am looking forward to celebrating on February 26th
by onlycucking February 19, 2025
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February 20

Hmmm its February 20th. Better send that guy a soapy tit pic
by OneLewdDude February 20, 2025
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