When one sits on their Facebook account, aimlessly clicking around for an unspecified period of time. Usually oblivious to surroundings.
Bob: Dude, why didn't you respond to my txt?
Steve: Ah sorry man, I was just Facebook chilling and didn't even see my phone go off
Steve: Ah sorry man, I was just Facebook chilling and didn't even see my phone go off
by Facebook Wizard July 27, 2010
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Facebook Everywhere comment: "Makeupgasm"
*comment proceeds to get 50 likes*
*status of unknown kid "new phone, call me"*
Facebook Everywhere: "will do"
Facebook Everywhere comment: "Makeupgasm"
*comment proceeds to get 50 likes*
*status of unknown kid "new phone, call me"*
Facebook Everywhere: "will do"
by benisthelawson October 13, 2011
Get the Facebook Everywhere mug.1.When you have a lot of stuff to do however you want to check your facebook quickly, often times in anticipation of an important message
2. an excuse to get away from annoying people on facebook chat without seeming too douchy
2. an excuse to get away from annoying people on facebook chat without seeming too douchy
ex. 1
I know i need to study for the biology exam but im expecting a facebook message from my crush.... i think ill make a facebook quickie
ex. 2
person a. hey man (blah blah blah) and so what do think?
person b. gee man i would LOVE to talk but i got to go, sorry this was just supposed to be a facebook quickie,
I know i need to study for the biology exam but im expecting a facebook message from my crush.... i think ill make a facebook quickie
ex. 2
person a. hey man (blah blah blah) and so what do think?
person b. gee man i would LOVE to talk but i got to go, sorry this was just supposed to be a facebook quickie,
by every1rocks555 October 4, 2010
Get the Facebook quickie mug.A person(s) that goes through random facebook profiles,
right clicks, and saves peoples pictures to their C drive. Only to brag to his/her friends that they "really" sent them the pics, but in reality not knowing them at all.
right clicks, and saves peoples pictures to their C drive. Only to brag to his/her friends that they "really" sent them the pics, but in reality not knowing them at all.
Tom surfs facebook to find hot girls, goes into their profiles, right clicks on all the sexy pics, and tells his friends "yo look at this pic this chick sent me...shes wants me bad"....
**tom is such a facebook smuggler.**
**tom is such a facebook smuggler.**
by usmcvince April 7, 2012
Get the Facebook smuggler mug.A person who lies about their life , a person that puts on a persona ,brags about their whereabouts and their life and their accomplishments too be come likable to society.
by Honey3d40 March 2, 2019
Get the Walking-facebook mug.Someone in a group on Facebook who just stumbles through the page bumping in to memes but never likes anything, never comments on anything, and never shares anything. It's like they're dead and just wondering around.
1.You guys are all a bunch of Facebook Zombies. 2.How about you Facebook Zombies start participating in here.
by 4nic8er November 2, 2017
Get the Facebook zombie mug.One who gains all of their political knowledge from Facebook posts. Some from credible sources, but most are not and are only appealing to an uneducated person.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Obama is a Muslim terrorist?"
Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."
Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."
by Wizzil March 17, 2016
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