The guy you find outside of a gas station who was banned from going inside. Usually found smoking a blunt or asking girls to fill up thier gas. Talks about being an Archeologist to make himself look cool.
by Luxinator November 22, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. 
Boi 1: Wow that boi is the definition of single.
Boi 2: Yep that’s an Ethan
*Meanwhile, Ethan is making out with a chair*
Boi 2: Yep that’s an Ethan
*Meanwhile, Ethan is making out with a chair*
by Dankchickencube November 11, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. The best person I have ever met in my entire life. Will love you to the end of the earth and will do anything to make sure you’re okay. Thinks he is hilarious and honestly he’s not wrong, sometimes doesn’t think before he speaks but it’s okay he’s cute
by Doglol2232 October 9, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is so cool, and i'm not even capping. Like he is the most best person you'll ever meet. Instead of his gay friends like one of his friends having 50 men in their basement, he is actually better than them.
by johndoemyass August 27, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. A very kind friend but really weird his dick is very long and is a practical joker. He fails most of his tests.
by Uwu999999 March 31, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. Devious Ethan is a guy who is slowly but surely becoming Walter White. After he completes his xray machine, he will surely develop cancer, and will thus far turn to becoming the king pin of a drug cartel to fund his leukemia. With his pre-established (and very lacking) knowledge of chemistry, he will eventually cook the best meth in the world.
by born to poop, forced to wipe November 28, 2022
Get the Devious Ethanmug.