douche cock

A tool for probie firefighters to find on the fire truck. This pretend tool can also be used for plumbers, electricians, and builders. This tool gets the Probie or newbie out of the way for a few hours and it is funny when they ask others where the Douche Cock is.

hey i sent the new guy off for the DOUCHE COCK. But there no such thing as a Douche cock. "Yes But he doesn't know this."

douche cock by Fupa Gile March 23, 2007

Douche Chills 

When ever you walk by someone and you look at them and realize that they are complete assholes, pretty much means they make you feel ashamed to be a human.

People who walk around acting like there the shit, when there just some punk asshole who needs to get that ghetto ass hat of his turned shoved up his ass. and then you feel a chill go down your spine(Douche Chills).

Douche Chills by Richard Tang December 31, 2010

Douche Bag 

What Alex Varkatzas (singer of Atreyu) calls his landlord

Damnit, you douche bag!

Douche Bag by Nora May 17, 2003

Douche Fag 

A guy or girl that cleans out assholes with their tongue.

Sally's such a douche fag her breath smells like shit.

Douche Fag by Herpz October 16, 2008

Douche Bag 

One who has no idea what they are talking about and when they realize no one cares he starts to talk about the girl he supposavly scored last night when we all know it was his gay ass uncle chuck in the game closet.

Douche bag=Ty Book
yes we are talking about you ty
and your gay ass uncle

Douche Bag by Hellz mercenary January 5, 2009

Douche Pumper 

Someone who will have sex no matter how disgusting it is and it doesn't matter if the sex is with a boy or girl. In fact the douche pumper almost prefers sex to be nasty. They like having sex with girls on the rag and boys with full colons.

Oh my god Duane! did you really just make it with that stanky chick? What are you? Some kind of Douche Pumper?

See Also: blender, jewdapp, hodapp, Crohn's Disease

Douche Pumper by Rare Hare July 21, 2006

douche bag 

1.Similiar to a "Fucktard," people who think they are the man, but in reality they are unco ordinated and have a minute amount of friends, usually appear in groups of 3-4.

2.Or a white man who acts black/wog, listens to black "hip-hop" and tricks out his car like a wog, with his fully sick mono block amps.

Look at those three Fucktards, Hayden, Joe and Tom are such Douche Bags.
OR
Christ, that Peter is a Douche Bag.

douche bag by King_Douche_Greg April 2, 2007