counter strike

a game that kids 11-20 waste their time for hours on. ive played it, u always die in 30 seconds, even when your really good. consumes kids lives, kills social lives, and makes you say things like lan, and lol in real life. also makes you talk about the guns they have in the game to people who dont care in real life.

if you play counterstrike more than 1 hour a day, you are over 20, and your not getting paid for it, kill yourself

this is bob...bob is a counter strike fan...bob plays 8 hours a day...bob is 29 years old...bob has his own apartment, but no job...bob gets satifaction by beating 14 year olds in counterstrike...

(bob is based on multiple people i know)

by alright July 9, 2006

Counter-Strike

Counter Strike is a Half Life modification Created by Valve sytems. It is and extremely popular fps considered the standard fps for all competitions, fps standing for First Person Shooter. Unfortunately, this tipe of online game has become overcrowded with people from 8 to 14 year olds, mostly males, extremely unmature, who, due to tehir inexpertise, intend on speaking in decoded language or 1337 5p34k. (Leet Speak) Level of skill tends to range in age and country. as an experienced player with a maximum ratio of k:50 and d:12, i have experienced online matches with people from america, and i must add, the usual bashing of "N00bs", and "H4x0rs", tends to occur with people of average skill. Also, the Non-Steam version of this game has become extremely popular due to its easy playability. remember, third world country students are MUCH better than americans of any age and therefore we are usually deemed h4x0rs.

in Counter-Strike 1.6 source or over:
Advanced player(age 15 or over): Hmm, seems i gave you a headshot. better luck next time
Average 10yearold: OMG! WTF H4X0R!
-erh?
-you are teh banned! i r teh g8test!

by Shinobi///Omega March 27, 2009

CounterCock

The act of a male pressing against a counter, which is of course at a strategic height so as to pronounce his penile unit through his pants, preferably sweat pants or other drapey garment. (i.e. athletic shorts, acrylic, nylon, etc.)

Oh my god, Emily, did you see that last custie? He had CounterCock for DAYS! You KNOW he was smuggling a venti down there!!!

by SoftLaunchingMissiles August 5, 2009

counterfeit chris

Similar to a john doe, a counterfit chris is a person who typically counterfeits small bills and spens them at convienent stores or fast food resturaunt.

Cop- I dont know we have a Counterfeit Chris running around town spending all this fake money we have to find out where its coming from.

by Mr Shipsey Johnson September 25, 2009

counterintuit

verb. to go against an intuition or the direct perception of truth.

The concept of generational natural adaptation counterintuits everything he had learned about evolution.

by zombilicious May 8, 2010

Countermemetry

The art and method of defusing overused and overenacted memes and cliches into more humorous and intellectual humor. Sometimes a piece of countermemetry can become a meme in itself.

Notice also that countermemetry involves intrinsic knowledge of the meme and mechanics therein invoked to be successfully countered. Simply not getting the meme or joke is not countermemetry.

Antone: i hurd you liek mudkips?
Bernard: Actually I'm rather fond of Deoxys
Charlie: Did you see the video of a Magikarp sweeping ubers?
Antone: you guyz suck, lern2internet

Notice the use of countermemetry to begin a relevant Pokemon discussion.

by Ranzear April 22, 2011

counterdare

the response to completing a dare

Guy: i dare you to drink a cup full of ketchup
Girl: Why?
Guy: IDK
Girl: Okay
Guy: that was pretty gross
Girl: My turn, I counterdare you to pour ketchup all over your chest

by GBONE93 June 9, 2011