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1-I'm on the struggle bus today, I'm on the bus.
2- I woke up still drunk today and now I'm on the bus.
2- I woke up still drunk today and now I'm on the bus.
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by Tayfar589 February 3, 2026
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#1 there are three sections of the bus you need to choose on your first ride, if ur bus driver allows it... the back of the bus is where you would see the crazy shit happen. the middle row of seats are ppl that hang with their friends and joke around at times. the 1st row of seats is where the ppl don't know anyone in the bus accept for the bus driver or their friends outside the bus just chilling and sitting quietly.
#2 the experience on the bus 99.9% of the time a very bumpy ride, one small pebble can make you fly all over the place, the bus will rattle like it will come apart, and the open windows that can't be closed, oh and if you think that's not bad? then try heading on the bus during winter, i swear the heaters just turn on when you walk in, but once it's all warmed up, it's too late, ur already frozen.
#3 after school is the worst part. there's all the busses with their engines on. and if you think this is fine, WRONG!!! the busses run on diesel, so if you come near the busses, prepare to cover urself with a shirt, scarf, or mask since it's hard to breathe in that shit. during spring and fall, they don't run them at all thankfully, but the catch. most busses are old, meaning there is ABSOLUTELY NO A/C in the fans, meaning you have to open all the windows and prey to god you do not get a heat stroke.
so in conclusion, DON'T TAKE THE BUS!!!
unless you really have too... and if you do, pls remember this and i wish you luck :)
#1 there are three sections of the bus you need to choose on your first ride, if ur bus driver allows it... the back of the bus is where you would see the crazy shit happen. the middle row of seats are ppl that hang with their friends and joke around at times. the 1st row of seats is where the ppl don't know anyone in the bus accept for the bus driver or their friends outside the bus just chilling and sitting quietly.
#2 the experience on the bus 99.9% of the time a very bumpy ride, one small pebble can make you fly all over the place, the bus will rattle like it will come apart, and the open windows that can't be closed, oh and if you think that's not bad? then try heading on the bus during winter, i swear the heaters just turn on when you walk in, but once it's all warmed up, it's too late, ur already frozen.
#3 after school is the worst part. there's all the busses with their engines on. and if you think this is fine, WRONG!!! the busses run on diesel, so if you come near the busses, prepare to cover urself with a shirt, scarf, or mask since it's hard to breathe in that shit. during spring and fall, they don't run them at all thankfully, but the catch. most busses are old, meaning there is ABSOLUTELY NO A/C in the fans, meaning you have to open all the windows and prey to god you do not get a heat stroke.
so in conclusion, DON'T TAKE THE BUS!!!
unless you really have too... and if you do, pls remember this and i wish you luck :)
me: dude i cannot believe i have to take the bus...
friend (on phone): ikr, it sucks, and just be thankful you are not in my bus, it's very loud...
me: gtg the school bus is here.
bus driver: sit down and no food pls >:(
me: tnx, i guess... :(
friend (on phone): ikr, it sucks, and just be thankful you are not in my bus, it's very loud...
me: gtg the school bus is here.
bus driver: sit down and no food pls >:(
me: tnx, i guess... :(
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