soft boner 

When the males penis enlarges but failes to become "hard".

"Yo dude me and Jackie were gonna hit it off last night but I just kept getting soft boners!"

soft boner by UrbanDoctor69 January 4, 2017

Skater Boner 

When your grinding on your downhill skateboard and you get a massive engorged boner. This is usually shameful and people try to hid their skater boner even though they should be proud of it.

Max: Did you hear about what happened to Joey yesterday?
Lucas: What?
Max: He was shredding on his skateboard and got a skater boner.

Skater Boner by kankz_69 May 22, 2017

dink touch boner poke 

The act of one man touching, trying to touch, or accidentally touching another mans gear(weener), as well as a person thats acting like an idiot.

Carl: Dude, that guy just tried to touch my weener.
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!

Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!

dink touch boner poke by crazy case May 20, 2008

Jerking the Colon Boner 

Milking the prostate.

"I hate it when Sally walks in on me jerking the colon boner," complained Jim.

Jerking the Colon Boner by ToxxicPinkk December 17, 2012

Buddy Boner 

A Buddy Boner is an erection that a man gets while hanging out with his male friends. It doesn't mean that he's gay; it just means that he's having a good time.

When Bill and Mark played poker together they each developed buddy boners. Man, were they ever having a good time.

Buddy Boner by Chicago Jo September 25, 2006

Wrestler's Boner 

When two males are wrestling and one has the sudden urge to erect his penis in the midst of grappling.

Tyrome was grappling Thomas during the wrestling match when all of a sudden, Thomas's Wrestler's Boner surprised Tyrome and Thomas got on top of him for a submission.

Wrestler's Boner by TylerTurtle May 15, 2010

chic boner 

the female equivalent to the male hard-on....

an aching feeling between a womans legs after waking up from a naughty dream or being around someone that turns them on....

chic boner by Girlzrfun December 2, 2003