You know when you have some fried chicken on your plate and it's the last piece at the cookout and of COURSE you drop it on the floor. Then what do you do? After all, it's disgusting to eat food that fell on the floor. Well, the 5 SECOND RULE says that after 5 seconds, any food that fell on the floor immediately becomes un-germified. So after 5 seconds, eat whatever you dropped on the floor, cuz the rule is what really matters.
John: "Damn I dropped my slice of pizza on the floor."
Mike: "That's too bad."
John: "Oh well," ::picks slice up and waits five seconds:: "5 second rule!" ::BITE!::
Mike: "That's too bad."
John: "Oh well," ::picks slice up and waits five seconds:: "5 second rule!" ::BITE!::
by M July 10, 2004
Get the 5 second rulemug. Having a clear conscious and a strong since of self awareness. Moving or operating in a realm where you are able to move back and forth through time & space. Actively using your creation & imagination abilitys to change the world around you.
by Terrance Morgan May 27, 2013
Get the 5-D State Of Mindmug. The collective noun for self-purported 'writers' on online blogs that come out guns blazing in support for each other whenever any reader critiques their 'over-writing' or 'over-use' of subjective writing or just poor writing in general no matter whether they are correct or not... simply blinded by their own perceived online worth...
Oh oh here come the lame 'Mahala high 5 brigade' to soil logic on this thread...
Oh oh the here comes the 'Mahala high 5 brigade' self flagellation circle...
Oh oh the here comes the 'Mahala high 5 brigade' self flagellation circle...
by Simpiwe December 7, 2011
Get the mahala high 5 brigademug. A Mach 5 Giga Karen is the highest known level of Karen. They're the Karens that will go far out of their way to destroy people that have nothing to do with them. These are not stupid Karens they have been doing this for years that's why they're always older and have a track record of nothing but bloodshed.
They're truly awful people that usually die alone, not even their kids speak to them. Get ready as more Mach 5 Giga Karens will rise in future. You've been warned.
They're truly awful people that usually die alone, not even their kids speak to them. Get ready as more Mach 5 Giga Karens will rise in future. You've been warned.
Boss: Hey how has your first month been at the company?
Guy: It's been good.
Boss: Good, it's just that you've received a few complaints about your attitude and competency.
Guy: Really? From who?
Boss: I can't say but we've received a lot of complaints from this person and they're a trusted member of staff. If this keeps happening we're going to have to speak about your position in this company.
*Later on
Wife: How was work?
Guy: Not good I was reported by a Mach 5 Giga Karen, she's trying to get me fired already and I've only been there a month. I think it's because I looked at her the wrong way 2 weeks ago.
Guy: It's been good.
Boss: Good, it's just that you've received a few complaints about your attitude and competency.
Guy: Really? From who?
Boss: I can't say but we've received a lot of complaints from this person and they're a trusted member of staff. If this keeps happening we're going to have to speak about your position in this company.
*Later on
Wife: How was work?
Guy: Not good I was reported by a Mach 5 Giga Karen, she's trying to get me fired already and I've only been there a month. I think it's because I looked at her the wrong way 2 weeks ago.
by Race relations May 17, 2023
Get the Mach 5 Giga Karenmug. never make fun of someone for having a 5&1/2 pack.
1. they will endlessly venture for their missing and elusive half-ab, ultimately leading to their demise
2. They still have 5&1/2 more abs than you
1. they will endlessly venture for their missing and elusive half-ab, ultimately leading to their demise
2. They still have 5&1/2 more abs than you
by cheetaela October 23, 2013
Get the 5&1/2 packmug. We went to Burrito City last night for dinner and by 8:00pm I was headed toward the Leeward Islands (closest bathroom to the living room) as a Cat 5 Shit Storm!
by Urban humor September 21, 2017
Get the Cat 5 Shit Stormmug. Defined as Showing the emotion of sadness with a hint of clowning specifically on Twitter over the members of One direction Niall, Liam, Louis, Harry and Zayn especially after the hiatus since they are sincerely missed.
by lizyn January 11, 2021
Get the Crying over 5 menmug.